At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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