'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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