it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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