This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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