He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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