office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
What a dumb baby whore.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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