A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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