Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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