what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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