The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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