This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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