he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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