I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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