i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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