so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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