Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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