So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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