I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
4 words: hood of his car
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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