Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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