Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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