There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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