So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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