Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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