Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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