Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
