Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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