i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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