But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My friends, they love my intelligence
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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