He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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