Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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