Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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