He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
