But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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