Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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