I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
you never un-have a 4some
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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