Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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