its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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