You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
