just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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