i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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