Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I need water and some morals
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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