Don't you send me to vm
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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