Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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