Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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