Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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