she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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