I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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