so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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