do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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