So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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