Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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