Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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