Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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