Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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