the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I am naked and annoyed.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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